Oh my GOOD LORD. Taylor Momsen, What Were You Thinking?

I must preface this by saying that Taylor Momsen is 17. SEVENTEEN. If I had dressed the way she does when I was 17, my mother would have chained me to my bed and never let me leave the house. That's all I'm saying.



Well, except that the extremely goth makeup and visible underwear don't really do much in the way of demure.