|Managing this mane? It proves to be a challenge.|
2) No matter how many hairs come out of your head in the shower, you're still left with a mane three times the size of anyone else on the planet.
4) Not even bothering to wash and flat iron on humid days. Seriously, it's just going to become a lion's mane the second you walk out the door, anyway.
5) Snapping ponytail holders in half, oh, EVERY DAY.
6) Putting your hair in a ponytail while wet = never having it dry. Ever.
8) "Big Texas Hair" may be a thing, but you've got the ability to create that with no products whatsoever. It's called summertime.
9) Use a comb? Haha, that's hilarious.